Your Mid-Week Update 12/23/15

Deck the Halls

Deck the halls with bloody corpses,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Waiting for the time to strike

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our rubber gloves,

Fa la la  la la la  la la la.

Grab the bleach and start the scrubbing,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing fire before us,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Slice them up and leave no traces

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Mix it up so you’re never caught,

Fa la la  la la la  la la la.

Spend your Christmas with the dead,

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Twelve Days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Twelve Burning Bodies

Eleven Poisoned Blades

Ten Missing Fingers

Nine Gagged and Bound

Eight Bleeding Stomachs

Seven Days of Torture

Six Acid Washes

Five Broken Necks

Four Bullet Wounds

Three Tire Irons

Two Missing Eyes

And a Severed Head in a Pear Tree

We Wish You a Merry Christmas

We wish you a Merry Christmas;

We wish you a didn’t die;

We hope you stay inside and you don’t get slaughtered.

Good god this is rough I see all your guts;

You should have stayed inside now you’re dead on the floor.

Merry Christmas to all,

Stay Safe this Holiday Season