My god, it’s so cold in my office.
I came in early to get some work done and I’m already
freezing to death. My fingertips are blue. I hate this time of year. It’s so
cold in the morning but it’s too warm in the afternoon. And the pumpkin spice –
sweet Jesus it’s everywhere. Plus the heater in my office smells weird; I swear it's going to explode any day now. This is no way to live.
So I kill.
My alter ego’s body count is up to four so far and I’ve
officially been dubbed a serial killer by the press. I made it really easy and
gave them a pun no one could resist. For my last two victims, I took their hand
and left them on church steps around the city.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you:
The Hand of God Killer.
So cheesy, I know; but I didn’t come up with it. Apparently
some officer was joking around at the scene of the fourth crime and the press
ran with it.
…
If I find out that James had a hand in naming me…
Any hand-related wordplay is just lost on me now. My lovely
husband and I have been using every phrase in the book. I can’t believe there’s
another week and a half of this. Maybe I’ll keep it going every once in a while
to keep the story fresh but I’m definitely over the whole pun thing. It’s
getting a bit heavy-handed.
Okay, okay, I’ll stop. I admit this is getting out of hand.
Oh come on, you’ve got to hand it to me, these ones
practically write themselves.
I’m done, I promise.
I’m just so bored and apparently I have no concentration
this morning. I don’t want to be at work today and I’m so fucking cold. What
else is there to say? Maybe I’ll snap someone’s neck during my lunch break; the
adrenaline rush always perks me right up. It’ll be so easy to find some
unsuspecting victim on the street that time of day. I have to admit, it is so
handy working near the downtown area.
Alright I’m done.
Back to work, I suppose.
Is it lunch time yet?
As always, dear readers,
Stay Safe
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