So a lot has happened in the last two weeks.
About five minutes after I posted my update last week – you know
the one where I said nothing ever happens and I hate it? – I collapsed on the
stairs at home and was rushed to the hospital. Apparently I had an infection
from the gift that keeps on giving. They’re keeping me for a few more days so I
have to make this update brief. They’re threatening to confiscate all my
electronics if I don’t stop working.
I hope this wound heals soon. At this rate, I’ll be on a
first name basis with all the attendants come Christmas morning.
Speaking of Christmas.
It’s an early miracle; my mother isn’t coming, my sister isn’t
coming, my mother-in-law isn’t coming. For the first time in, what must be
decades, it’s just going to be my immediate family. James, Jason and I will
have a nice, QUIET, dinner. I cannot even imagine what that silence will feel
like.
Shit, the nurse is coming.
One last thing: Lydia has to die. Every day that I’ve been
in the hospital, I’ve gotten a “reply all” email from her about trivial things.
Like cleaning out the fridge or finding a bug in her cubicle. She even sent an
email to the entire office about my hospitalization wanting to send flowers or
some bullshit.
She has to go.
As do I.
Nurse Jackie has Jell-O.
Remind me to tell you about Nurse Jackie next week. She’s
insane.
As always, dear readers,
Stay Safe
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