People in cars are idiots. They’re also easy kills. I’ve
always known this but sometimes you get to indulge in the simple pleasures in
life. Essentially, some asshole cut me off so I followed him into a parking lot
and cut his breaks. I wonder if that counts towards road rage statistics or
homicide statistics. Both? It’s something I’ve never thought about.
You know what I have thought about? Killing Lydia. Why is it
so damn hard for you to follow direction? You have had two weeks to finish those
reports and they’re still not done. It takes you four hours to do what it takes
everyone else one hour to do. At least Heather’s was always good at her job
before we became friends. I want her gone. She’s beyond my patience.
Ugh. She’s too close to kill, I can’t do it. I’ve learned my
lesson. But I’d like to kill someone at work. I realize that I haven’t killed
anyone in the office since Daniel – for obvious reasons. I know the risks and
it’ll require a little more pre-work but I’m making it my challenge for the
month.
It’s officially Kill Your Co-Worker Month. Who’s in?
As always, dear readers,
Stay Safe
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