So…funny
thing; I thanked James for getting rid of my witness for me and he had no idea
what I was talking about. I never had a witness just disappear before.
Maybe I
still haven’t.
In any case
I’m back to my regular murder schedule. There’s no point worrying about things
out of my control.
Anymore.
I’ve been on
this dismemberment spree lately. Not just beheadings but…multiple pieces of
people. It’s actually very satisfying to make a clean cut. You know when you
got to a restaurant or catered events and the platers are cut absolutely
perfect. I keep thinking of carrots which might be because my last kill lost
her fingers in a “maybe this is the beginning of a serial killer” vibe.
Of course
it’s not, because I learned my lesson about creating obvious patterns. The
answer is always DON’T DO IT. It’s never worth it to be witty and creative when
you can be quick, clean, and to the point. If you learn anything from fictional
villainy it’s that you never let the hero live for the sake of some future
reason (be that revenge or magic hour).
Why do
tomorrow what you can kill today?
This has
been your inspirational quote of the day.
As always,
dear readers,
Stay Safe
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