Your Mid-Week Update for 01/13/21

I cannot believe I’ve spent so much of my time not utilizing my access to websites that should absolutely not be so readily available to civilians. For example: Medical Supply Stores. Literally anyone can buy medical products online with enough creative billing. It’s not difficult. And there’s so many toys.

Disposable Skin Stapler

Good for emergency stitches and for stapling a man’s mouth shut so he can’t call for help.

I can buy injected anesthesia for $80. Of course, a lot of medication is restricted and reserved for COVID-19 treatment and so I will respectfully not buy any right now.

But I can and that’s the real point here.

I can buy a bottle of nitroglycerin. I’d have to buy a fair bit for it to be used as an explosive but I don’t want to use it as an explosive. Or, I don’t want to do terrorist-y things with it. I want to see if I can explode someone from the inside out.

Google was zero help in trying to figure out how to make someone internally explode (though I did see some really cool videos of a star turning inside out). I also found out about an Anime called ‘Fire Force’ and my first thought was that Jason would have liked that in high school, and my second thought was that it was not helpful in my journey.

In my own research, I’ve discovered that blood on its own, will not burn. Its more water based, so it just evaporates.

Completely off-topic tangent, I hate ‘its’ vs ‘it’s’. Every other possessive gets an apostrophe but noooo, ‘its’ has to be special and make me second guess myself every time I type.

Anyways.

It got me thinking that I should do some practical theory work on some poor, unsuspecting victim and find out what internal body parts will ignite and which ones will not. I’m not looking for spontaneous human combustion – I know what the cause will be. Or, I will know as soon as I figure it out.

I need a science nerd friend.

I sometimes use reddit to ask hypothetical questions but you can’t really trust the internet on this stuff.

What you can trust the internet for is selling you totally legal tools for killing people. And for that, I love it dearly.

And after all these years, my knowledge of anatomy is pretty stellar. But chemistry is a whole different deal and I need a nerd who knows their stuff.

Now accepting applications, I suppose.

As always, dear readers,

Stay Safe