I didn’t sleep with Ben at all this week and here’s why I think it’s wonderful.
This idea of sleeping with someone and not killing them was
feeling dangerously close to a relationship with feelings and emotions – and,
as we’ve discovered recently, emotions only lead to heartbreak – so not
exclusively sleeping with one person is good for me.
Even if I do end up killing most of the others.
One of them left before I came, one of them slapped me thinking it was “sexy”, and
another one just smelled weird. They had to go. Especially that second one. We
didn’t even finish our little interaction, I just shoved him against the open
window and crushed his windpipe. He also may have been missing a hand which was
not the smartest thing if I wanted to make it look like an accident but the
personal satisfaction of disconnecting the hand that struck me from the man
that had the audacity was worth it.
I’ve been hearing this word a lot lately – audacity. Fuck, it’s such a good word.
It sounds vicious and strong. Like, if you have audacity you are a fucking nuisance and that is either an infuriating
or admirable trait (3 guess which our slap-happy friend was). It is just a good
word to use in everyday life, I’m glad it’s coming back.
Another word I’d love to see return: defenestrate. It didn’t
go anywhere but we should definitely be using it more often. Let’s just start
tossing people out of windows when they piss us off. Or just because. People
need to live in fear of being flung out of windows.
Also: disembowel. Strangely I hear this word more often than
defenestrate despite it being slightly more graphic – that shouldn’t actually
be a surprise, I guess. My life is rather violent. Do you think there was
something about me that gave him the impression that I like my sex as violent
as my life?
EVISCERATION!
That is another stellar word that needs to be brought back
into the public lexicon. I will have to do that to the next person I kill. Make
a bunch of young reporters learn the word evisceration for print and film. I’m
doing it for them as much as me.
You know me: always a giver.
As always, dear readers,
Stay Safe
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